Even the most manscaping-obsessed guy can spend hours trimming and tweezing, but walk out the door with the lush undergrowth still intact. It’s not just about the balls, people Taint. Grundle.

With the media warning of an incoming “speedo summer,” we may be privy to plenty of glorious glutes and thicc thighs over the coming months. Hopefully there isn’t too much, or too little, hair ...