I was halfway across the Queensboro Bridge when a not-so-unfamiliar feeling hit me: I had to take a shit. I was 1.5 miles into my run, and I had emptied the tank just before I left my apartment. As I ...

The city is currently a dog-shit nightmare. There’s no other way to say it. Dog owners seem to have taken January’s snowstorm as carte blanche to violate an already tenuous social contract: They have ...

JUST BECAUSE you have not seen something, it does not mean it does not exist or does not happen. Take a snake, for example. We are sure that most people have never seen a snake POOPING– but that does ...

Poor Dennis Whitaker (Gerran Howell) really did spend most of The Pitt Season 1 getting puked, peed, and generally pooped on. Through Whitaker, the HBO Max show was giving audiences an ...

WUSA-TV Washington, D.C. Posted: February 2, 2026 | Last updated: February 2, 2026 The Maryland Zoo will let you name animal poop after your ex. Democrats demand ICE make 10 changes: Read full list US ...

Rumors circulated online in late January and early February 2026 that U.S. President Donald Trump ended an Oval Office news conference early after soiling himself. In a video posted to YouTube by ...

On a recent afternoon, Carl Jackson and his family were hunting for pythons on a dirt road about 30 miles east of Naples in Big Cypress National Preserve. Jackson said he turned his truck around to ...

At this point, you’re probably tired of hearing about poop in the Game of Thrones franchise. That’s not a sentence I ever expected to write, but after HBO’s new prequel show debuted with a close-up ...

Rachel Bloor found a reptile in her bed on Monday In the middle of the night on Monday, Rachel Bloor stirred in her bed to find a heavy weight curled up on her chest. Half asleep, she reached out for ...

Lucy's not trading in her poop finger for an upgrade in Fallout Season 2, at least according to Ella Purnell. In the first season of Prime Video's Fallout, Ella Purnell's Lucy lost one of her fingers ...

The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. Hey guys, it’s me, Alana Parker. Writing to you ...